5:16pm September 18, 2014


Two chemists walk into a bar.

One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.

The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.

8:00am September 18, 2014



  • If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
  • If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan

You are only a true fan if you:

  • are powered by electricity
  • have multiple flat blades
  • spin around really fast

i got so mad then laughed so hard

11:52pm September 17, 2014
11:49pm September 17, 2014
11:49pm September 17, 2014

during a concert

  • me: they're real
  • me: they're REAL
  • me: I love them
  • me: I'm going to cry
  • me: omg
  • me: what
  • me: they're real
11:48pm September 17, 2014



at first i tought it was cappuccino

a catpuccino

6:34pm September 17, 2014
I miss you guys! (x)

8:00am September 17, 2014


just reminding everyone i have an ask box

12:53am September 17, 2014


There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

12:46am September 17, 2014




Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot